While we’re all waiting for my pictures and videos and stories to present themselves, I want to share a little diddy (it’s the only word that came to mind) that I read off someone’s T-shirt about thirty years ago. I obviously cannot take credit for it; I only remember seeing the word ‘Farfalle’ at the bottom of it. ‘Farfalle’ means ‘butterfly’ in Italian. (There’s a pasta with the same shape, also called ‘Bowtie’ pasta). I like ‘farfalle’ better. Anyway, hope you enjoy it.
HEAVEN IS…
Where all the police are British;
all the mechanics are German;
all the chefs are French;
all the lovers are Italian;
and everything is run by the Swiss.
HELL IS…
Where all the police are German;
all the mechanics are French;
all the chefs are British;
all the lovers are Swiss;
and everything is run by the Italians.
‘Farfalle’
